Trash Manager: Sorry, can’t take your paper. Furnace is secured.

Sailor: Nonononononnononononono, you have GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME. You will TAKE THIS GODDAMN PAPER, or I will KICK YOU TEETH IN AND SHIT ON YOUR PARENTS.

Trash manager:…o.o

Sailor:…I didn’t mean that.

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Culinary Specialist: Sorry, out of bread.

Sailor: What do you mean we’re out of bread?! We got supplied a week ago, what did they actually give you, farts and rainbows?!

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gracel3ss:

valle-de-la-sombra-de-la-muerte:

Lex Luthor probably has the best birthday parties.

SO releveant SHAWNIE.

 But Lex Luthor also stole 40 cakes. And that’s terrible.

miniiblog:

This is “The Safest Wall” in Seoul, South Korea. Young couples show their love for each other by locking a pair of padlocks to this fence, and throwing the keys over the edge. By throwing away the keys, they are showing their undying commitment to each other. And if you are out there, I promise I will take you to this place. I hope you exist. I’m waiting.

And then he cheats on you.

Definitely worth a second reblog.

LOL the gif

Omg

Djdldjhdkfldjjz

omg the gif loool

 I’ve been here.

Never take it for granted.

That is all.

It can be.

Does it have to be?

Make. Me.

“It’s easier than the one in basic. If you have trouble, remember these steps. Pop pop, take the shot, watch the motherfuckers drop tonight, line the sights, pull the trigger all right.”

I get the feeling me and this command are gonna have a bright future. :D